Dog expert

[busker]

I found out one of our clients was a lawyer 
when I opened the storage closet
And his border collie bolted past my feet
Having been trapped in here by Maria
After hopping a baby gate and sneaking
In behind her pulling one bag out of its bin
Chewing the cap off a medicine bottle 
And devouring who knows how many of
Me frantically pouring hydrogen peroxide
Down her throat while calling both owners
To let them know

One pill eaten, non-lethal, 
thats my crazy dog!

Love this one!!!