My stress kicks in one hour before my first dog
I check all my tools and previous instructions
I want to take my time and be calm and relax
I cant
Sure the scissors can cut the skin, slice it off
Clippers can straight up shred it, dont force it
Brushes burn, combs tear, leashes constrict
I cant
Puppies who dont sit still or brittle seniors
Are they vicious in general or in particular
Strong enough to break any, all equipment
I cant
I do my best with what I have with every dog
And understand thats sometimes not enough
im too tired to defend myself, keep the money
I cant
The stress doesnt let up at the end of the day
Its miles of liability stretching across months
Hours days and minutes blending into years
I cant yet
I do
I check all my tools and previous instructions
I want to take my time and be calm and relax
I cant
Sure the scissors can cut the skin, slice it off
Clippers can straight up shred it, dont force it
Brushes burn, combs tear, leashes constrict
I cant
Puppies who dont sit still or brittle seniors
Are they vicious in general or in particular
Strong enough to break any, all equipment
I cant
I do my best with what I have with every dog
And understand thats sometimes not enough
im too tired to defend myself, keep the money
I cant
The stress doesnt let up at the end of the day
Its miles of liability stretching across months
Hours days and minutes blending into years
I cant yet
I do
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