How Shakespeare?

[milo]

The thing about severe OCD, on one hand (usually the right), it makes me a very attentive lover. On the other, once I sense climax coming on, I have to pull out an odd number of times.
Which leaves the girl's future up in the air.

But, unlike with Ms. Browning, I'm not her wingman on that flight.

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Marriage does, like most religious institutions, allow for the special pleasures of things like adultery.

I was thinking earlier that it seems ages since Ms Browning has done anything and with all the recent attention I wondered if she wasn't up to something recently.  Turns out she was in American Gods - which of course I have a soft spot for being that all of my religious beliefs were formed around the codices of Neil Gaiman (though I heard in recent years he turned out to be a bit of an old leche) but even that ended in 2021 and was filmed (turns out) in Toronto so while you could technically pounce on the wing of her plane and leer at her like a over-hormoned homunculous as she passed the Atlantic, you would need a time machine to do so and who knows when she will grace us with her on screen charms again.