How Shakespeare?

[milo]

Emily Browning's mother's name is Shelley.

At some point the coincidence of coincidences is overpowering enough to become itself a coincidence adding credence to Simulation theory (and not the cheap knock off like in the Matrix where everyone suddenly knows kung fu but in the Elon Musk/Red Pill bros pod cast variety).

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I wrote poems to her in my 20s. Don't worry, she was 17 and the country was Australia.
But one time she came to America after midnight while I was eating, and I turned into a gremlin.

Writing poems to Ms Browning, I suppose, is much like being baptized in that once you have done it you can never really do it again.  The Gremlins reference is pretty good but I wish I could remember if there was a way they could turn back - like maybe drinking whisky before noon or something.  It kind of paints you into a corner at this point as a still and enduring gremlin unless you can recall what sigil it is that removes the spell