Why Trump is Jesus

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Why Trump is Jesus come again

He was born a king, well - rich enough 

He never served in the military.

He apprenticed with his father, who was in the construction business. A builder. Tekton.

He doesn’t speak Greek, only his native tongue

Jesus was unmarried in his first coming. As Trump, he’s now making up for it

He accused black youths of rape. Jesus defended a woman accused of adultery.

He said the press made up fake news. Jesus accused the Pharisees and saducees of making stuff up 

A disease killed off the old in his time. A king killed babies in Jesus’s time, according to tradition.

He rose from the dead after his first term

He was put on trial by his enemies 

They tried to kill him, but unlike Jesus in his first avatar, Trump survived

Judas betrayed Jesus. Many tried to betray Trump, including Musk.

Jesus promised to rebuild the temple. Trump rebuilt a part of the White House.

Jesus threw out the moneylenders. Trump wants to upturn the banking system by promoting crypto 

The messiah would end all wars. Trump has already ended all wars.

Jesus went to heaven. Trump went to Epstein’s island.

This is very convincing but I had always considered Trump to be the second coming of Muhammed.  Consider:

Early on - Monks saw signs that Muhammed would be a great prophet
             - People saw signs Trump would be a great businessman, actor and eventual leader of the free world
              - Muhammed received the first revelation of the Quran at 41 years old
              - Donald Trump published "The Art of the Deal" (Modern day religious text) at 41 years old
               - Muhammed's first wife passed away in 619
               - Donald Trump lost his first wife in 1992 (coincidence?  I think not)
               - Muhammed began his ministry and gathered much of the Arab world to Islam
               - Donald Trump began his ministry and gathered much of America to MAGA
               - Muhammed conquered Mecca and made a spiritual journey part of the Haj journey
                - Donald Trump conquered Washington DC and commanded his forces to overthrow the government.

Please see part 2 where we compare the 5 great miracles of Muhammed to the 1000 miracles of Donald Trump