01-22-2026, 05:06 PM
A good accountant can show a false profit,
balancing pearls with dung:
too high, the taxman takes it all; too low, the bankers run.
Bonus points you said? For bowling?
Larwood, he bowled like one
possessed by the devil of speed, not controlling
line and length just for fun.
And something about swines slapping lipstick
on themselves, and a pink reindeer.
What a mind you have there, clever dick,
bold as a grouse in Grasmere.
the last line didn't make any sense, but nothing is out of place on this thread, so...
balancing pearls with dung:
too high, the taxman takes it all; too low, the bankers run.
Bonus points you said? For bowling?
Larwood, he bowled like one
possessed by the devil of speed, not controlling
line and length just for fun.
And something about swines slapping lipstick
on themselves, and a pink reindeer.
What a mind you have there, clever dick,
bold as a grouse in Grasmere.
the last line didn't make any sense, but nothing is out of place on this thread, so...