11-18-2025, 02:07 AM
"Murder for Breakfast”
I click on my breakfast crime podcast
for lurid tales of wanton wickedness.
Villains so twisted they're beyond compare,
Their victims so innocent and so pure.
As I slice my toast and boil my morning egg
I shiver in vicarious dread.
The world outside seems menacing and mean
as they describe a gruesome murder scene,
And I find myself checking locks on doors
while they recount a murderer who stalks.
My sleep becomes a harrowing ordeal
as they spin private grief into their meal.
The hosts chase views on each awful story;
The victims trimmed to content, dressed up gory.
I click on my breakfast crime podcast
for lurid tales of wanton wickedness.
Villains so twisted they're beyond compare,
Their victims so innocent and so pure.
As I slice my toast and boil my morning egg
I shiver in vicarious dread.
The world outside seems menacing and mean
as they describe a gruesome murder scene,
And I find myself checking locks on doors
while they recount a murderer who stalks.
My sleep becomes a harrowing ordeal
as they spin private grief into their meal.
The hosts chase views on each awful story;
The victims trimmed to content, dressed up gory.