11-14-2025, 09:57 PM
"He was just totally Clueless!"
I mean, hello? That was a stop sign!
I totally paused, so what's your deal?
Like, this top is Alaïa: It's divine,
You can't just arrest a look this real!
I totally paused, so what's your deal?
Like, was that light even on red, though?
You can't just arrest a look this real!
I drive real safe, can't you let me go?
Like, was that light even on red, though?
I had both hands on the wheel, mostly--
I drive real safe, can't you let me go?
This is sexist, I'm so not guilty!
I had both hands on the wheel, mostly--
Can't you just, like, write me a warning?
This is sexist, I'm so not guilty!
Don't you want confident women driving?
Can't you just, like, write me a warning?
I'm late for yoga and my Spa day!
Don't you want confident women driving?
My dad's a lawyer, he'll know what to say!
I'm late for yoga and my Spa day!
Like, this top is Alaïa: It's divine;
My dad's a lawyer, he'll know what to say.
I mean, hello? That was a stop sign!
My first attempt at a pantoum, it was intimidating but once I hit my gimmick-- Cher Horrowitz trying to talk her way out of a traffic ticket-- it came together quite easily. Most of the lines are paraphrases of her most iconic lines from "Clueless": Anything that is weird, awkward, or does not scan is my own original work
I mean, hello? That was a stop sign!
I totally paused, so what's your deal?
Like, this top is Alaïa: It's divine,
You can't just arrest a look this real!
I totally paused, so what's your deal?
Like, was that light even on red, though?
You can't just arrest a look this real!
I drive real safe, can't you let me go?
Like, was that light even on red, though?
I had both hands on the wheel, mostly--
I drive real safe, can't you let me go?
This is sexist, I'm so not guilty!
I had both hands on the wheel, mostly--
Can't you just, like, write me a warning?
This is sexist, I'm so not guilty!
Don't you want confident women driving?
Can't you just, like, write me a warning?
I'm late for yoga and my Spa day!
Don't you want confident women driving?
My dad's a lawyer, he'll know what to say!
I'm late for yoga and my Spa day!
Like, this top is Alaïa: It's divine;
My dad's a lawyer, he'll know what to say.
I mean, hello? That was a stop sign!
My first attempt at a pantoum, it was intimidating but once I hit my gimmick-- Cher Horrowitz trying to talk her way out of a traffic ticket-- it came together quite easily. Most of the lines are paraphrases of her most iconic lines from "Clueless": Anything that is weird, awkward, or does not scan is my own original work