11-13-2025, 11:44 PM
"Wheel of Boredom"
Is it a show or is it a game?
Its runtime padded with advert bloat,
Whatever it is, it sure is lame.
Canned laughter, the host always the same
bland white-haired smiler who loves to gloat.
Is this his show, or is it a game?
The questions are so boring and tame,
but they struggle to answer, so slow!
Whatever this is, it sure is lame.
Losers weep and cringe, publicly shamed
when they blank on winning a boat.
Is this the show, or is it the game?
Celebrities compete for the fame,
Contriving each answer as a joke.
Whatever it is, it's sure to be lame.
I'll wait for someone else to explain
some reason to watch it all way through.
Is it a show, or is it a game?
Whatever it is, it's so lame.
Is it a show or is it a game?
Its runtime padded with advert bloat,
Whatever it is, it sure is lame.
Canned laughter, the host always the same
bland white-haired smiler who loves to gloat.
Is this his show, or is it a game?
The questions are so boring and tame,
but they struggle to answer, so slow!
Whatever this is, it sure is lame.
Losers weep and cringe, publicly shamed
when they blank on winning a boat.
Is this the show, or is it the game?
Celebrities compete for the fame,
Contriving each answer as a joke.
Whatever it is, it's sure to be lame.
I'll wait for someone else to explain
some reason to watch it all way through.
Is it a show, or is it a game?
Whatever it is, it's so lame.