11-05-2025, 10:42 AM
The problem with being a shit Engineer
Billy Butler had eczema, brown fingers
and a cough that made me close my eyes.
Stamped his initials on all his tools
until the fool left a spanner inside a turbine,
he lost 16 blades and his job.
Billy Butler lost a finger and most of his teeth
with bad breath that could close my eyes
Signed his name on a contract to maintain
theme park rides, until he forgot to tighten
a high tensile bolt.
Three young girls lost their legs and
5 years of their lives. The news report
made me close my eyes.
Billy Butler had eczema, brown fingers
and a cough that made me close my eyes.
Stamped his initials on all his tools
until the fool left a spanner inside a turbine,
he lost 16 blades and his job.
Billy Butler lost a finger and most of his teeth
with bad breath that could close my eyes
Signed his name on a contract to maintain
theme park rides, until he forgot to tighten
a high tensile bolt.
Three young girls lost their legs and
5 years of their lives. The news report
made me close my eyes.
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