John.

[tun]

I let myself in with the key from the keysafe. I remembered the number.

Guess who I got my degree from Tony
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Who
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Princess Margaret
of course there was a picture
my parents had it
the photograph
on top of the television for years
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Great
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And then my daughter saw it
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Did she
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Yes
and she ascertained and deduced that
it was me
in the photograph
with Princess Margaret
she declared as much
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Great
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Furthermore
she performed some additional extrapolations of meaning
in relation to the image
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Did she
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Yes
she quickly arrived at a conviction
that the photograph of me
receiving my degree
from Princess Margaret
was definite and unequivocal
evidence of a sexual liaison
a one night stand
as it were
between I and Princess Margaret
and at that very evening
when the picture was taken
wherein I impregnated her
Princess Margaret
during normal orgasmic relations
which resulted in seminal
fertilization of the egg
according to my daughter
this pregnancy was carried to term
covertly
by Princess Margaret
whereupon at her birth our new daughter
was adopted to me
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She did
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Yes
and she took upon herself
thereafter
a superior attitude
due to her putative and theoretical royal blood
and she subsequently caused problems
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Did she
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Yes
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And what about your son though
he is a craftsman
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Yes before that he was in a band
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How exciting
what band was it
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I can’t remember
hang on
I will get it in a minute
let me think
I think that he could become a healer
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Do you
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Yes
but I have not revealed this to him
I have not said anything about it to him
don’t say anything about it to anybody
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Never fear
my lips are sealed
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I see that there are some degrading jobs
some humiliating tasks
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Well I think
that one is at a liberty to be
beyond pretension and aspiration
and to discover unity
in essential matters
by the way
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Yes of course
I have been a timekeeper
in a hotel
among other things
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Superb
see you on Saturday
John.