Farts
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Wet ones after too much cheese,
squeakers muffled by a sneeze,
floralize them with Febreze:
farts, farts, farts!

Rapid fire turret shots
at the apex of a squat,
check your underwear for spots:
farts, farts, farts!

Silent stinkers on a date?
Blame it on a sewer grate
then go home and masturbate:
farts, farts, farts!
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Farts - by Wjames - 02-06-2025, 06:21 AM
RE: Farts - by Namyh - 02-08-2025, 12:58 AM
RE: Farts - by Wjames - 02-11-2025, 04:06 AM
RE: Farts - by Mark A Becker - 02-16-2025, 10:29 PM



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