11-14-2024, 01:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-14-2024, 06:12 PM by RiverNotch.)
Two Things
Now that sex pests indiscreet
about their indiscretions seat
themselves in seats of power once
again, while those of my more gentle
sex embrace their less than gentle
selves, I recommend
two things. Traditions so abused
are far too well-entrenched
to be discarded: better to simply
recall their original use,
to fully abstain from sex,
to establish cohesion amongst yourselves
by restoring the cloister, to doubt blind love
over the course of courtship by solely
marrying out of duty, at last to pay
careful attention to what men say,
to how and when we say it, because we can't conceal
who we truly are
once we starve. But less profound,
and thus more practicable, my other proposal:
a mandatory pact
between the fields of gynaecology
and dentistry.
Now that sex pests indiscreet
about their indiscretions seat
themselves in seats of power once
again, while those of my more gentle
sex embrace their less than gentle
selves, I recommend
two things. Traditions so abused
are far too well-entrenched
to be discarded: better to simply
recall their original use,
to fully abstain from sex,
to establish cohesion amongst yourselves
by restoring the cloister, to doubt blind love
over the course of courtship by solely
marrying out of duty, at last to pay
careful attention to what men say,
to how and when we say it, because we can't conceal
who we truly are
once we starve. But less profound,
and thus more practicable, my other proposal:
a mandatory pact
between the fields of gynaecology
and dentistry.

