10-12-2024, 12:29 AM
Garadox
Poor people park upon the street
because they’ve no garages.
Upper-middle-class and lower-uppers
park street-side because
their garages fill up
constantly with stuff.
Upper-uppers park
on the drive so everyone
can view and envy their exotics
(from outside the gate)
and their chauffeurs polish them
after each spot of rain.
Only lower-mids
and upper-lowers keep
cars in their garages
if they’ve got ‘em.
Hence the wave of auto theft
in states and cities which expel
their middle class.
Poor people park upon the street
because they’ve no garages.
Upper-middle-class and lower-uppers
park street-side because
their garages fill up
constantly with stuff.
Upper-uppers park
on the drive so everyone
can view and envy their exotics
(from outside the gate)
and their chauffeurs polish them
after each spot of rain.
Only lower-mids
and upper-lowers keep
cars in their garages
if they’ve got ‘em.
Hence the wave of auto theft
in states and cities which expel
their middle class.
Non-practicing atheist