I am a genius

[busker]

I am a genius

I am so brainy it hurts.
With a head too big for my neck
that dangles on a shrunken pect,
and periodically spurts

repartees into the void
from a swollen frontal cortex,
like mucus from swollen adenoids.
I also have a lot of sex

and my girlfriend has massive boobs
when I pump her like a man possessed
full of air in her pneumatic tubes!
With me, you’re dealing with a near full deck,
a poet, not a wanker,
English rose, not its canker
(I could have been a banker),
posh toff in a world full of rubes!

Who knew you could actually write a not only good poem, but a shit hot one. This is brilliant!

I love you too