This Time

[Collapsed We Swear]

That's the way I like to feel all the time. Like in a bar where everybody's kinda f'd up, but it's ok.
When I was in Boston, I was in a madhouse, because I was f'd up.
Everybody in the madhouse was f'd up, but nobody was ok.


Kind of like politics.

Which makes me wonder:


Who here would ever consider running for office. And what would your platform, I mean, what would you say?

Boston has a cool "Cheers" bar, that is the most miserable place, ever. 

But, you asked an interesting question (for once—you seem to talk garbled nonsense usually, as a self-defence mechanism. God forbid you expose yourself as the mediocre person you obviously are. You're the mad prophet that no one understands because you are so deep—and I know this is the part that you are going to reply to with gibberish... or not)... "Who here would ever consider running for office. And what would your platform, I mean, what would you say?"

If I were considering running for office, I would say "everything is generally working quite well. We might need to tax the billionaires a bit more because, they won't miss it and it'll help out. We also think that health care should be free for everyone. Which is cool because the billionaires are paying a little more tax. And, yeah, the middle classes are going to pay slightly more tax, too... but we are decriminalising weed and putting that money back into drug and alcohol rehabilitation programs which will ultimately improve the standard of living for every American. We will also stop fixating on immigration as if it is the rout of all America's evil—it is not. We will, likewise, not fixate of the definition of woman or "pronouns". If you identify as a woman, we will call you "she/her". However, if you have gone through male puberty and have male gametes, you cannot be a female boxer. It's okay, we'll figure it out on a case by case basis—the middle class and billionaires have given us the resources. We will pay reporations to decedents of black slaves. We will focus on art. Art is America. It's the only good thing about America. And finally, we will make Pamala Anderson president for 8 years.