IIce Challenge #1 - Crab Burger

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Thank you.  The IIce Queen sometimes looks kindly, like Dame Fortune, on lowly worms like me.  I've reread Naked Lunch and the Cut-Up Trilogy multiple times and it always seemed to me that Burroughs was more a poet than a storyteller in those early works.  I'd always wanted to try something like this.  Thanks for the interesting challenge.  I look forward to future dictates by Her Majesty.

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As an added bonus, maybe the pretty lady who works at the library will see me rearranging tiny scraps of paper I've cut up and realize I'm not so crazy after all.

Watch out for librarians.  I married one.