IIce Challenge #1 - Crab Burger

[Wjames]

Yes, that's a lovely one, Tranquil.

I don't have a printer, so I will be delayed until I can go to the library.

Wait... what?
You're going to go full old-school on us?
Damn, now you've got me thinking about it.

Yeah, I'll cut it up and see what happens. I'm sure I'll need to rearrange things a few times, though, but will try and make it as random as possible.

As an added bonus, maybe the pretty lady who works at the library will see me rearranging tiny scraps of paper I've cut up and realize I'm not so crazy after all.