LPiA-23 Nov. 6

[rayheinrich]

                    < The Last Supper of November 6th 2023 >
                       
                My Last Supper of November 6th 2023 is lentils and
                brown basmati rice seasoned with a couscous spice
                mixture (cumin, hungarian paprika - don't use U.S.
                "paprika" which is a tasteless red powder, barely
               
                Suitable for use as food coloring), turmeric, ginger,
                a tiny, tiny amount of cinnamon, lots of fresh onions,
                and, of course, garlic powder which goes in everything
                except the chocolate I make from Droste Dutch cocoa
               
                Powder, powdered sugar (easily made by grinding
                regular sugar in my coffee grinder), salt, and light
                olive oil (cocoa butter is the legit stuff, especially if
                you want chocolate that doesn't melt at room
               
                Temperature, but light olive oil tastes divine and works
                well as long as you keep the chocolate in the refrigerator
                and only take it out to eat it). But back to the last supper
                of November 6th 2023 and the lentils and rice which,
               

               
                Since I'm lazy, makes up about a quarter of the calories
                in my diet which is just fine and healthy considering
                most of the world runs on legumes and either rice, corn,
                or wheat. I used to mostly use beans instead of lentils
               
                But they took so long to cook and I've gotten lazier over
                the years and lentils cook even faster than rice so I
                switched to mostly lentils until I discovered that you can
                put beans in that coffee grinder and you can make bean
               
                Meal that cooks even faster than lentils and is great but
                they're not present at the last supper of November 6th
                2023 because it's lentils and rice. The last supper of
                November 6th 2023 was not attended by the eight cats
               
                Because cats do not recognize lentils and rice as actually
                being food. Of course my dog loves it and he's a polite
                dog and waits patiently on the floor for his bowl of it so he's
                a bona fide attendee. That the cat's are not participating is
               

               
                A blessed thing since there's no place in the house, even
                the ceiling, that cats can't get onto and make a mess of.
                So yes, the last supper of November 6th 2023 precludes
                a Judas Iscariot-like figure because no cats are present.
               
                I've always thought, along with a zillion other people, that
                Judas got a bad rap since Christ made him do it. But
                there's a zillion, zillion other people that get crazy and hurt
                themselves turning logical handsprings when it comes to
               
                God being both good and evil. But that's the mistake these
                people made when they moved over from multiple Greek
                gods to an all-powerful singular one. With the Greek gods
                if evil happens it's just one of the gods fighting one of the
               
                Others. But with a single god you get sidetracked with that
                super-hero/super-villain superimposition. A single god needs
                to make red and white striped asparagus appear green. But
                never mind all that, it's the last supper of November 6th 2023
               

               
                And I'm having my last supper of November 6th 2023 savoring
                a big bowl of lentils and rice while simultaneously believing
                several independently contradictory things (Douglas Adams
                reference) which makes the whole damn thing okay.
               
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My lentils and rice:

                   


image: Wikimedia Commons

The lentils and rice photo above was stolen from Wikimedia Commons.
My lentils and rice looks more like Oliver Twist's workhouse porridge...
But it tastes great, honest to god, it tastes great.

Attendees of The Last Supper:

It is claimed that Mary Magdalene was an apostle and was present at the
last supper. And that she is not listed among the people at the table in
any of the four gospels that name the apostles because mentions of her
as an apostle were systematically expunged in the second and third centuries.

There are also claims of a much older diminution of women. In the times of
the canonization of the Old Testament, the trinity, it is claimed, originally
consisted of the father, the mother, and the son; but was altered, for similar
reasons, to the father, the holy spirit, and the son. The Catholic church, to this day,
has to constantly suppress sects within the church that worship Mother Mary as
an equal to God the Father and God the Son.

These are obviously conspiracy theories propagated by satanic feminist witches.