10-17-2023, 08:05 AM
I thought about my personal beliefs, got depressed, then wrote these to cheer myself up.
1. I believe that the majority of the world’s fish share the same pair of underwear and we call it the ocean.
2. I believe if there were sixteen men on a dead man’s chest that those men were gross — playing Twister all Weekend at Bernie’s style.
3. I believe in celebrating Christmas on Halloween because Jesus was a zombie.
4. I believe that my mother’s autobiographer was right — I am a very handsome boy.
1. I believe that the majority of the world’s fish share the same pair of underwear and we call it the ocean.
2. I believe if there were sixteen men on a dead man’s chest that those men were gross — playing Twister all Weekend at Bernie’s style.
3. I believe in celebrating Christmas on Halloween because Jesus was a zombie.
4. I believe that my mother’s autobiographer was right — I am a very handsome boy.