what really annoys you?

[Lizzie]

taking the bottom half of a cupcake off and putting it in top for a sandwich

If you separate a cupcake and put something in between the top and the bottom, that's fair as long as it fits with the idea of the cupcake. You could put frosting in the middle or sliced fruit. If you put the bottom on top of the top.....so help me, Crundle.   

I wouldn't be able to watch you eat it, I'd have to leave the room.

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Garlic bread lasagna sandwiches cannot be a sin. If you cram your Caesar salad in there too, you're a king.

He would like that idea.   I would have to have multiple glasses of wine before I could watch that train wreck happen. 

To be fair, I've shared this lasagna story with multiple people, and no one to date has agreed with me. I'm used to the hate.

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My worst sandwich experience is, without a doubt, this unmanageable, drippy mess. They are supposed to put a lot of the cooking liquids left from the roasting of the beef onto the bread, and it drips all down the sides of your arms and into your sleeves. I expect a little bit of messiness from hard shell tacos, but this is an abomination.

It started in Chicago, and then spread like the blob. Run, don't walk, from the jus.