10-2-23

[Lizzie]

I must be out of my gourd succumbing to Ray's guilt trippin'

I see what you did there 

So, I finally went and read this thing that's been pinned to the top of the forum forever and ever. It says not to use simile or metaphor in haiku (although, only as needed, and how do you determine that need?). I guess you'll just have to decide whether you need to call it a pumpkin or not. Presumably you submit your thesis by mail to Professor Revelation's office. 

If it makes you feel any better, I found out that all of my haiku are trash. That's what I get for looking at the article. Curiosity killed the 'ku.