10-08-2023, 02:22 AM
My doctor bought a stethoscope and coat
for two bucks at Dollarama
on October twenty seventh
nineteen ninety six.
He started his practice four days later
at a friends party in the mountains,
espousing the virtues of frequent breast exams
and prescribing chemicals for malaise
to the zombies and ghouls.
As I had no family doctor at the time,
I sought his counsel on modern alternatives
to the peg leg and eye patch
I earned at the hands of Tortuga Jake
aboard the Golden Eel.
His advice was simple: after enough drink,
one eye and one leg work better than two.
for two bucks at Dollarama
on October twenty seventh
nineteen ninety six.
He started his practice four days later
at a friends party in the mountains,
espousing the virtues of frequent breast exams
and prescribing chemicals for malaise
to the zombies and ghouls.
As I had no family doctor at the time,
I sought his counsel on modern alternatives
to the peg leg and eye patch
I earned at the hands of Tortuga Jake
aboard the Golden Eel.
His advice was simple: after enough drink,
one eye and one leg work better than two.