1st Annual Voyage to Space

[Tiger the Lion]

Blind Date

She said her name was Curpuk
and extended her trobla to greet me.

Always the cliche alien
she was trying to escape
her dull and sterile home 
in small town Vobbinsak
for a new flitgo
and earth seemed as fresh
as a hot cup of slopka.

We drank wine and bugla all night,
ostensibly flirting,
while talking about politics and fumgum
till she passed out on my couch
and I retired to bed.

I woke to her eating me
for breakfast with HP sauce
and Loctarian salsa.