08-01-2023, 05:23 AM
Veteran Move
I once met a chimpanzee
over beers at the legion
who claimed he'd fought
in the Gombe War--
looked up his record
only to find out
he didn't even serve
in Tanzania during the 70's
I called him out on stolen valor
I once met a chimpanzee
over beers at the legion
who claimed he'd fought
in the Gombe War--
looked up his record
only to find out
he didn't even serve
in Tanzania during the 70's
I called him out on stolen valor