12-26-2022, 10:56 PM
Jesus, bare-knuckled messiah,
unbeaten in 33 years of spiritual bouts
won the crown of thorns and crucifixion,
a death reserved for slaves.
Little did the Romans know
what they unleashed when they nailed him
to their cross and he returned their favor
dancing past death and the devil both.
They say he’s planning a comeback
when Anti-Christ rules the ring
and it won’t be seen on pay-per-view.
Jerusalem will be his crown,
and his fans will be raptured out
of every coliseum, leaving only the sinners
to fight each other for the best place in Hell.
unbeaten in 33 years of spiritual bouts
won the crown of thorns and crucifixion,
a death reserved for slaves.
Little did the Romans know
what they unleashed when they nailed him
to their cross and he returned their favor
dancing past death and the devil both.
They say he’s planning a comeback
when Anti-Christ rules the ring
and it won’t be seen on pay-per-view.
Jerusalem will be his crown,
and his fans will be raptured out
of every coliseum, leaving only the sinners
to fight each other for the best place in Hell.