11-10-2022, 09:32 PM
Olympic Flatulence
There are no restrictions
regarding height, weight, gender, or age.
Each assalete shall have 30 seconds
to produce flatulence
which will be judged upon
loudness, duration, and sonic quality.
Both hands must be firmly engaged
with the farting post during competition:
“USA, approach the post.”
There are no restrictions
regarding height, weight, gender, or age.
Each assalete shall have 30 seconds
to produce flatulence
which will be judged upon
loudness, duration, and sonic quality.
Both hands must be firmly engaged
with the farting post during competition:
“USA, approach the post.”