11-10-2022, 08:46 AM
National Games
Enough polite Olympic shooting sports
with electric gadgets
which happen to fire 22s
(the skis-and-rifles thing at least had relevance for Finns)!
Let’s enshrine El Presidente
cornerstone of the International Practical Shooters’ Confederation
wherein a handgun of major caliber
dispatches Vice-President, Chief of Staff
and Minister of Police (all represented
by cardboard targets)
several times
at twenty meters
against the clock
with mandatory reloads.
It will make representatives of
a certain tier of nations
(looking at you, Pakistan)
feel quite at home.
Enough polite Olympic shooting sports
with electric gadgets
which happen to fire 22s
(the skis-and-rifles thing at least had relevance for Finns)!
Let’s enshrine El Presidente
cornerstone of the International Practical Shooters’ Confederation
wherein a handgun of major caliber
dispatches Vice-President, Chief of Staff
and Minister of Police (all represented
by cardboard targets)
several times
at twenty meters
against the clock
with mandatory reloads.
It will make representatives of
a certain tier of nations
(looking at you, Pakistan)
feel quite at home.
Non-practicing atheist