To Scotland

[Tiger the Lion]

Hi Bryn

I think it would work better with an instant image coz a lot of people may not follow the link. 
I'm presuming the joke is about the similarity of Munro to Monroe but for this to work you may have to spell it differently something like M'nro -- what do you think?
also what's a hairy Munro (hairy mountain)?

a bushy M'nro

or even

bush beaten M'nro

or something along those lines would cover bother options of Munro and Monroe

Dining on haggis
pleasurable breeze blowing
a bushy M'nro



I like what you've done here
cheeky play on words

hi AR,
I like your version, although I didn't know about the mountain Munro.  So many coincidences!

Here's another version that is more literal 

Dining on haggis
pleasurable breeze blowing
the kilt a flapping

mouth full of haggis
a cool breeze lifting his kilt-
he's no Marilyn 

this could go a million ways.