Make a nursery rhyme

[Mark A Becker]

I heard a splish
you heard a splash
a river ain't real
without mud

drip, drip, drop, drop
one in the middle
and one on the top
drip, drip, drop, drop
a lot ain't a little
and it never stops

I heard a swish
you heard a slash
a knife ain't steel
without blood

drip, drip, drop, drop
one on the bottom
and one on the top
drip, drip, drop, drop
you think you got 'em
but it never stops