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[Momofafatcat]

Hi Momma,

Welcome to the site, we are all really scary poetry teachers but we try to be gentle with newcomers.

Have fun 

Thank you for your mercy, high Lords and Ladies of poetry. I both fear and look forward to your (gentle) roasting of my works.

All the Dutch fellows I know have exceedingly good English.
It’s almost as annoying as the fact that they’re twice your height. And have fabulous hair. Thankfully, they all wear wooden shoes

Tall like trees - all thanks to those wooden kickers. (To work we wear our 'fancy clogs'.) You didn't think they'd make a difference to our height? HA! So gullible... They're wooden, they're our roots! Tree-roots, get it? Tall like t- ah, nevermind... They're also miniature BOATS. One day we will add miniature sails so we can walk on water AND NO ONE CAN STOP US! We're coming for ya, Muricah!