Don't Question What's Good For You

[Lizzie]

Don't Question What's Good For You

Four years old, I heard that shaving made hair grow and grew a beard,
then later heard it wasn't true and never grew a beard again
for seven years;
and then only when I didn't shave.

Same with milk. My bones grew weak when
, during those years, I was told 
it wasn't good for you.
Maybe not for you.
Now I drink and am a champion.

Don't get me started flossing.

My eyes are eagles and my teeth are sharks.

How times have changed.... 

4 year olds never grow beards anymore. Such a shame.