07-06-2022, 06:03 AM
The 2020 fireworks were the best ever. I was surrounded on all sides by every person in the area shooting off the big main event fireworks for over an hour. A bush caught on fire and I got an ash in my eye that didn't do any harm.
This year, the news is about men and children blowing their arms off, people getting shot and environmentalists finding evidence that the bangs of fireworks turn butterflies autistic and cause chipmucks to miscarriage.
I've never found fireworks interesting, so I don't care.
Halloween has been banned here for the last six years. There was no reason for it to be banned. This year, there'll probably be a reason.
Why do people never wear masks and sneak around real lowkey killing people in the dark like in the movies? Maybe humming a themesong.
A knife and a slow gait could probably tally up a larger body count of an unexpecting weeknight in residentia than people with their guns and ideas and months of planning.
This year, the news is about men and children blowing their arms off, people getting shot and environmentalists finding evidence that the bangs of fireworks turn butterflies autistic and cause chipmucks to miscarriage.
I've never found fireworks interesting, so I don't care.
Halloween has been banned here for the last six years. There was no reason for it to be banned. This year, there'll probably be a reason.
Why do people never wear masks and sneak around real lowkey killing people in the dark like in the movies? Maybe humming a themesong.
A knife and a slow gait could probably tally up a larger body count of an unexpecting weeknight in residentia than people with their guns and ideas and months of planning.