Shean Lock is dead, and Norm Macdonald is dead

[rowens]

Speaking of comedy. Today, when I saw Matilda. Her hair was still long and black. And she had a silvery butterfly clip in it for no real reason, it wasn't clipping her hair up in any way, her hair was hanging down to her ass, in those tight black pants they make them wear at the grocery store.

I walked up real smooth. She was packing meat into the meat section. And I said, Hey, uh, you aint seventeen anymore are ya?

Then I completely panicked, and I have no idea what I said after that.

But eventually, I'll make a poem and/or joke out of it.

Bur I have to wait till May 1 before I can drink again. And so god damn you and everybody who looks like you.

Speaking of comedy

Today, I saw Matilda. 
Her hair was still long and black
and she had a silvery butterfly clip 
in it for no real reason.

It wasn't clipping her hair up in any way--
nice piece of ass
in those tight black pants 
they make them wear at the grocery store.

I walked up real smooth. 
She was packing meat into the meat section 
and I said, Hey, uh, you ain't seventeen anymore are ya?

Then I completely panicked 
and have no idea what I said after that.

So, God damn you, Matilda--
and everybody who looks like you.

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Think you already wrote one, Rowens. Could be just me but I read most of your everyday dialogue as if it's poetry. Almost always works for me.
See you in May!

I sincerely doubt that my Matilda is virgin McDonald's girl. Or a virgin anything. 


And in response to your crack, i say

Wasn't a crack. Everyone falls for a McDonald's girl.

If you're fifteen years old and you're Norm MacDonald's girlfriend, you're probably still a virgin, because Norm MacDonald is dead.