Powerboat

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Teachers teach lessons, I think you can shorten that first line.  You know this could have a powerful impact about irresponsible grooming of young men, cougars aren't cute, but it seems to glorify the notion that this is what men learn.  The rhyme is too fun and cheap.  I'd scrap it

In my defence, this was greenlighted by a bunch of kids at my highschool
who had a good chuckle
over a stupid poem.