11-18-2021, 09:47 PM
If I Had a Hammer
When my wife got home she found me
in the garage, and thought that I was
waving at her. After waving back
she noticed that something wasn’t right.
I told her that I meant to pick up
when she called, but I couldn’t quite
reach the phone. Oh, and it was so close-
ouch! Goddamnit! It was just
out of reach. I’d found out the hard way
that the nail gun was loaded.
When my wife got home she found me
in the garage, and thought that I was
waving at her. After waving back
she noticed that something wasn’t right.
I told her that I meant to pick up
when she called, but I couldn’t quite
reach the phone. Oh, and it was so close-
ouch! Goddamnit! It was just
out of reach. I’d found out the hard way
that the nail gun was loaded.