11-02-2021, 12:05 PM
Back in the late Triassic
when shifty Herrerasaurs
ambled past the Pacific
ocean's predecessor, the Corrs
hadn't been born yet,
Wimbledon
hadn't seen Bjorn yet,
no second world war
nor Nazi porn yet -
back in such a time as this
the atmosphere was warmed up piss,
thick with carbon dioxide.
O, that's why he's defied -
an old retired bracket seller
from Hard Knocks University -
every single scientist feller
from Archimedes to Edward Teller
and Lee and Yang, and Stanley Miller -
and sings his wise ditty:
'the climate's consistently changing
ergo, we shan't go lone ranging,
dogs self heal once they start manging -
and Darwin was a fool.
O, Darwin was a fool
I'd grab today by his collar,
yours truly,
YouTube scholar.'
when shifty Herrerasaurs
ambled past the Pacific
ocean's predecessor, the Corrs
hadn't been born yet,
Wimbledon
hadn't seen Bjorn yet,
no second world war
nor Nazi porn yet -
back in such a time as this
the atmosphere was warmed up piss,
thick with carbon dioxide.
O, that's why he's defied -
an old retired bracket seller
from Hard Knocks University -
every single scientist feller
from Archimedes to Edward Teller
and Lee and Yang, and Stanley Miller -
and sings his wise ditty:
'the climate's consistently changing
ergo, we shan't go lone ranging,
dogs self heal once they start manging -
and Darwin was a fool.
O, Darwin was a fool
I'd grab today by his collar,
yours truly,
YouTube scholar.'