10-20-2021, 05:38 AM
Fake News Never Reports on This Stuff!
I was at the bathroom sink
and squeezing the shit
out of what I thought was a zit
at the top of my left arm.
Imagine my dismay when
rather than the usual
blood and puss,
a bloody microchip popped out
and tumbled down the drain!
And then it all played out again
( the sink, the zit, the chip, the drain)
Believe me,
I was doubly vexed!
I was at the bathroom sink
and squeezing the shit
out of what I thought was a zit
at the top of my left arm.
Imagine my dismay when
rather than the usual
blood and puss,
a bloody microchip popped out
and tumbled down the drain!
And then it all played out again
( the sink, the zit, the chip, the drain)
Believe me,
I was doubly vexed!