this is not a poem

[Mark A Becker]

...and now, for some levity, from yers truly:

If ya make it into Heaven, try to save a place,
take along my picture so the Lord'll know my face,
please try to make my good side show,
if ya make it into Heaven when ya go.

If I gotta go to Hell, I don't really mind,
chances are it's full of lots of friends of mine,
and we'll put on one helluva show,
if I gotta go to Hell when I go...