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Insider: Sept 19 2021
'There isn't any fighting here anymore' — Taliban commander says some fighters are worried they'll miss their chance at martyrdom now that they're in control
Taliban fighters are struggling to adjust to their new roles maintaining security now that the group has regained control of Afghanistan after being ousted 20 years ago, The Washington Post reported.
Fighters who were trained for roles such as suicide bombers are now running security in Kabul. Commander Abdulrahman Nifiz told The Post that the 250 fighters under his control were not used to the lack of fighting.
Insider: Sept 19 2021
'There isn't any fighting here anymore' — Taliban commander says some fighters are worried they'll miss their chance at martyrdom now that they're in control
Taliban fighters are struggling to adjust to their new roles maintaining security now that the group has regained control of Afghanistan after being ousted 20 years ago, The Washington Post reported.
Fighters who were trained for roles such as suicide bombers are now running security in Kabul. Commander Abdulrahman Nifiz told The Post that the 250 fighters under his control were not used to the lack of fighting.
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