Australia lockdown

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I was just told that Australia is on lockdown and the military has to bring people food to their houses and people have to send pictures of their selves in their houses to the government.

Not just that. The government doesn’t trust its human military, so they’ve enlisted big red kangaroos to hop across to people’s homes to check on them.
In a new terror tactic, the Labour govt in Victoria is sending Great White Sharks up the toilet to make sure that people are wearing masks whilst seated on the throne.

Be careful, I'm American and very impressionable