New Jack is Dead
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It took me 38 years to learn how to get a long with my parents.
We have nothing to say to each other.

I have nothing to say to anyone.

I get a lot out of horror movies. Science Fiction movies.
I experience those sorts of atmospheres each night.

Every once in a while things get really weird, or something goes wrong, and I get to be a hero in a story.

I think along is one word.
Norm MacDonald might would care.

Who next?

I live on my dead grandma's land.

I have a little room.

And everybody else is gone.

There was a trailer. And now that's gone too.

I'm not supposed to say this.

I'm not supposed to be living in this room.

It's an old barber shop.

I was left the land. But I'm legally, well, . . .

And the trailer was torn down. So I live in this barber shop. And I have a tent. And I set that up. But it's a lot easier to sleep on the ground.

Because nothing really matters. And that's the beauty. Nobody bothers me, because I'm very annoying.

Family has always been frightening for me. They are big booming voices from a far but not so faraway land, with their not yet digested freudian/jungian archetypes getting all up in my grill.


When I heard Norm MacDonald died, I was like, Hey, this guy had a son?
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New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-01-2021, 12:04 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-01-2021, 08:19 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-02-2021, 01:19 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-02-2021, 07:00 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-02-2021, 11:23 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-03-2021, 05:08 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-03-2021, 06:39 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-03-2021, 09:20 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-03-2021, 11:12 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-22-2021, 07:29 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-22-2021, 08:55 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-22-2021, 09:08 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-22-2021, 11:00 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-23-2021, 09:32 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-22-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-22-2021, 03:13 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by busker - 08-22-2021, 03:46 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-22-2021, 05:16 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-24-2021, 09:53 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-24-2021, 08:22 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 08-25-2021, 12:27 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 08-25-2021, 04:09 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by Tiger the Lion - 08-25-2021, 05:29 AM
RE: Norm MacDonald is Dead - by rowens - 09-19-2021, 10:48 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 09-19-2021, 12:21 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 09-19-2021, 12:32 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by FrenchToast - 10-13-2021, 09:08 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 09-19-2021, 09:09 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 09-20-2021, 02:57 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by RiverNotch - 09-21-2021, 03:08 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 09-21-2021, 09:20 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 10-09-2021, 10:39 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by RiverNotch - 10-09-2021, 10:25 PM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by TranquillityBase - 10-09-2021, 11:42 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 01-10-2022, 10:30 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by rowens - 03-20-2023, 11:00 AM
RE: New Jack is Dead - by Mark A Becker - 03-27-2023, 06:41 AM



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