07-23-2021, 09:58 PM
Elvis had lived in a temple in Rome till the days put his weight at 170 pounds. Everyone said his life on the banks of the Tiber would not cease with his death in a small Alabama town.
Valerius of Thebes describes having been troubled by alcohol, during a report of an encounter with a hitchhiking Elvis Presley at the time of the Numantine war.
"Mother is in Alabama for Christmas with painkillers and sleeping pills," began the hitchhiker.
Elvis had a cave near the Tennessee/Alabama state line. "I'm going to Memphis," said Valerius.
It happened 100 miles west of Memphis. At length, an invulnerable marine serpent had spotted Elvis thanks to those county medical examiner reports.
Elvis mentioned the alarm which he felt when seeing the giant serpent. He admitted he had trouble with gore.
Valerius told the hitchhiker he had once swallowed December 20, 1980 at about 9:30 at night. He was about to quit drinking, but then came the Punic wars.
Valerius was obliged to carry Elvis' skin and skull, from his corrupted carcass, trying to hitch a ride in several passing Cadillacs. He mentioned the river was polluted by an aquatic monster.
Did he mean Elvis?