04-23-2021, 08:15 AM
A Real Day in Court
“Lock him up,” said the judge, “his sentence will begin immediately.
"You have the audacity to come before this court and claim that you were concerned
for the safety of your passengers?” asked the judge.
“I clocked his speed in excess of 100mph, your Honor,” the cop testified,
he appeared to be racing a Camaro on Route 1, just south of Stafford.”
“When the officer shot at my tires, I was worried that my passengers might get hurt,”
claimed the defendant, “so I was afraid to slow down.”
I thought it might be interesting to witness what offenders might have to say
so before I began my route that day, I went with a co-worker who needed a ride to traffic court.
“Can I get a ride?” he asked, “I may have to testify against this guy I was racing on Route 1.”
You never know what a day may bring…
“Lock him up,” said the judge, “his sentence will begin immediately.
"You have the audacity to come before this court and claim that you were concerned
for the safety of your passengers?” asked the judge.
“I clocked his speed in excess of 100mph, your Honor,” the cop testified,
he appeared to be racing a Camaro on Route 1, just south of Stafford.”
“When the officer shot at my tires, I was worried that my passengers might get hurt,”
claimed the defendant, “so I was afraid to slow down.”
I thought it might be interesting to witness what offenders might have to say
so before I began my route that day, I went with a co-worker who needed a ride to traffic court.
“Can I get a ride?” he asked, “I may have to testify against this guy I was racing on Route 1.”
You never know what a day may bring…