04-07-2021, 03:59 AM
Uncle suggested I have a canine companion;
Dad resisted.
Dogs are descended from wolves
and can turn at any time.
Mum reckoned a troop of fairies might be good;
I was unsure.
Fairies seem a bit flimsy;
how would they cope with the Hoover, e.g.?
Several suggestions later,
I engaged a local care company
(one of their carers would claim to be a fairy,
but she'd be full of gin at the time).
Dad resisted.
Dogs are descended from wolves
and can turn at any time.
Mum reckoned a troop of fairies might be good;
I was unsure.
Fairies seem a bit flimsy;
how would they cope with the Hoover, e.g.?
Several suggestions later,
I engaged a local care company
(one of their carers would claim to be a fairy,
but she'd be full of gin at the time).