Arnold of Metz
is as good as it gets.
Even his epithets
could cool your jets.
With his potent elixer,
social quick mixer,
emotional fixer
from a six pack or pitcher.
His water is purer
to cure any juror.
Local brewer.
Soul-rescuer.
Who? St. Arnold
When it brings us together,
we're generally healthier,
colloquially wealthier,
lackadaisically stealthier,
so unless you're in labor
(or clocking in later),
do yourself a favor
and savor this flavor.
Who? St. Arnold
is as good as it gets.
Even his epithets
could cool your jets.
With his potent elixer,
social quick mixer,
emotional fixer
from a six pack or pitcher.
His water is purer
to cure any juror.
Local brewer.
Soul-rescuer.
Who? St. Arnold
When it brings us together,
we're generally healthier,
colloquially wealthier,
lackadaisically stealthier,
so unless you're in labor
(or clocking in later),
do yourself a favor
and savor this flavor.
Who? St. Arnold
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches