08-01-2020, 01:11 AM
IQ Test—Questions 1-5
What did you smell today?
A. Myself before I went to work.
B. The pages of Ethics by Benedict Spinoza.
C. Something that keeps me going.
D. A rat.
What is 1 + 1 + 8 = 7?
A. Your Mother.
B. Love's not a number.
C. Like heroin but stronger.
D. C.
How many Bob Dylans?
A. 7
B. Grapes/swivel chair
C. My kidneys hurt, Ma.
D. I believed in him.
How long can you look at yourself?
A. It worked once.
B. My boyfriend loves me.
C. There's definitely a rational explanation.
D. It's better when I'm sleeping.
You're alive?
A. Yes.
B. 17.
C. Netflix.
D. Carry me home.
What did you smell today?
A. Myself before I went to work.
B. The pages of Ethics by Benedict Spinoza.
C. Something that keeps me going.
D. A rat.
What is 1 + 1 + 8 = 7?
A. Your Mother.
B. Love's not a number.
C. Like heroin but stronger.
D. C.
How many Bob Dylans?
A. 7
B. Grapes/swivel chair
C. My kidneys hurt, Ma.
D. I believed in him.
How long can you look at yourself?
A. It worked once.
B. My boyfriend loves me.
C. There's definitely a rational explanation.
D. It's better when I'm sleeping.
You're alive?
A. Yes.
B. 17.
C. Netflix.
D. Carry me home.