05-24-2020, 11:08 PM
This is not a real red velvet cake. This is a chocolate cake with red food dye and a white frosting. It sits on a blue plate, red cake, white lie. BBC weather says its sunny and cloudy but its not sunny, just cloudy, and either the meteorologists are wrong or they are playing games with me, but its not funny, ok? I queued for twenty minutes outside of a corner shop for a tin of chickpeas and when I got there the shelf was empty, only a rogue tin of butter beans laughing at me, winking at the sweetcorn. I two-stepped my way home, avoiding plagued citizens on the sidewalk. Head down, face-behind-mask, butter beans in hand.