NaPM, April 2, 2020

[Quixilated]

Children Take Heed

Scrub scrub scrub, 
fill a sink with suds,
turn the water hot as can be,
sing a funny song, 
20 seconds long, 
avoid everyone in your community,  
and scrub your hands til they bleed

To the “tune” of “Three Men in a Tub.”  
In keeping with the nursery rhyme tradition of teaching children to sing something horribly morbid but easily  memorized to achieve the desired behavior modification.