NaPM, April 2, 2020
#5
Children Take Heed

Scrub scrub scrub, 
fill a sink with suds,
turn the water hot as can be,
sing a funny song, 
20 seconds long, 
avoid everyone in your community,  
and scrub your hands til they bleed

To the “tune” of “Three Men in a Tub.”  
In keeping with the nursery rhyme tradition of teaching children to sing something horribly morbid but easily  memorized to achieve the desired behavior modification.
The Soufflé isn’t the soufflé; the soufflé is the recipe. --Clara 
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NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Quixilated - 04-02-2020, 01:23 PM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Knot - 04-02-2020, 09:34 PM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Todd - 04-03-2020, 01:56 AM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Tiger the Lion - 04-03-2020, 03:50 AM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Quixilated - 04-03-2020, 05:58 AM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Keith - 04-03-2020, 06:40 AM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by dukealien - 04-03-2020, 11:01 AM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Todd - 04-03-2020, 11:11 PM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by Keith - 04-03-2020, 11:58 PM
RE: NaPM, April 2, 2020 - by RiverNotch - 04-05-2020, 04:04 PM



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