Grab yer guns

[dukealien]

Grab yer guns, we're going into a lockdown.
And Obama will come after you with his zombies*,
Mexicans and blacks, and Chinese, and their combis
even here in Coonabarabran,
says Ms Kerry-Anne*,
because Bojo thinks so, who's good mates with Scomo,
and they all believe climate change is a myth
because look at it - it's changed so many times over the past few billions years.
Greta's a git, that's why her head appears
slightly odd to me. It's like those dole bludgers
(not like me, a pensioner with a right to be pissed
off, who's earned it all through her 30 years
of hard work as a receptionist).


*https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/m...nic-buying
**https://www.facebook.com/kerryanne.jones...MDgyNTY%3D

Pretty well expressed, the point of view.  Be warned, though, that there are some tough receptionists out there (it's not an easy job, I've known a few) who may not take kindly to a perceived implication that they didn't earn their pensions.